Don't tell police dat armed robbers are in ur hood, Just tell dem dat Yahoo boys are dragging big bags of money They will be there in 2 mins 😂😂😂😂😂

SAD SAD NEWS A Guy living abroad called his mum to say: OLA: "mom, I've got HIV so I'm coming home" MOM: (begging) please, OLA, never come back home". OLA:(surprised) "why" MOM: "If you come home, your wife will get it and she will give it to your brother, Your brother will give it to our house girl and she will give it to your father. Your father will give it to me and I will give it to our driver, Our driver will give it to your sister and if your sister gets it, Then the entire Village will get it. So we are counting on you to die alone Don't laugh alone😂😂😂😂😂

Stop calling workers with old titles. Just use new titles. Please address them accordingly and they will like it and work *HARDER* for you. OLD: *Garden Boy* NEW: *Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist* OLD: *Receptionist* NEW: *Front Desk Controller* OLD: *Typist* NEW: *Printed Document Handler* OLD: *Messenger* NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer* OLD: *Window Cleaner* NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician* OLD: *Temporary Teacher* NEW: *Associate Tutor* OLD: *Tea Boy* NEW: *Refreshment Director* OLD: *Garbage Collector* NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician* OLD: *Guard* NEW: *Security Enforcement Director* OLD: *Prostitute* NEW: *Practical Sexual Relations Officer* OLD: *Thief* NEW: *Wealth Distribution Officer* OLD: *Driver* NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist* OLD: *Maid* NEW: *Domestics Managing Director* OLD: *Cook* NEW: *Food Chemist* OLD: *Gossip* NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Director*